I'm sure it never happens at your house, but at our house the toilet paper roll seems always to be empty. Everyone in family counsel complains that they are the only one that ever changes it on a daily basis, and yet it always seems to be empty. Last night dad went in there and did his chores and for the first time in months got the last few squares off the roll. as he sat there pondering whether to be kind and install a new one a sly grin made it's way across his face, and he picked up a stray crayon that happened to be there by the sink, and wrote upon it "HA HA!"in bright red letters. The roll still stays there waiting for someone that has charity and compassion to make a change. Just hope you aren't the next one in trouble in there.